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Clearly this is not your average thinker…
It’s T-shirt time
Time to Make a batch of T-shirts.
Usually sold around Oktoberfest EVL. These rare and envied treats are available on location also.
Another Day in Paradise-Tribute to Michael Kerns
Saturday August 28, 2010 4:00pm til ??
Benefit for the Rotary Club of E-ville
At the Cabana Bar Holiday Valley
The bar and pool is enough right there to attend, but there’s a lot more to do all night
Plus there’ll be JonnyBarber Gift certificates to bid on in various packages!
from “Will the Gentleman Yield?” by Bill Hogan and Mike Hill
As read in Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader #1 under ‘Party Lines’
People often ask if there’s really any difference between the two major political parties. To answer the question, Rep Andrew Jacobs of Indiana rose in the House of Representatives and offered this delineation.
TO BE READ ALOUD BY A DEMOCRAT TO A REPUBLICAN, OR A REPUBLICAN TO A DEMOCRAT:
Democrats seldom make good polo players.
The people you see coming out of white wooden churches are Republicans.
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
Republicans are likely to have fewer but larger debts that cause them no concern.
Democrats owe a lot of small bills. They don’t worry either.
Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.
Republicans usually wear hats and almost always clean their paintbrushes.
Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate.
Republicans wear theirs.
Republicans post all the signs saying ‘No Tresspassing and These Deer Are Private Property’ and so on. Democrats bring picnic baskets and start their bonfires with signs.
Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on bugs.
Republicans have governesses for their children. Democrats have grandmothers.
Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures, politicians and enterainers. Republican children are named after parents or grandparents according to where the most money is.
Large cities such as New York are filled with Republicans-up until 5 p.m. At this point there is a phenomenon much like an automatic washer starting the spin cycle. People begin pouring out of every exit of the city. These are Republicans going home.
Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking, but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, though there isn’t any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don’t.
Republicans fish from the stern of a chartered boat. Democrats sit on the dock and let the fish come to them.
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them on the bottom of the bird cage.
Most of the stuff you see alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.
On Staurday, Republicans head for the hunting lodge or the yacht club. Democrats wash the car and get a Haircut.
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
Democrat watch TV crime and Western shows that make them clench their fists and become red in the face. Republicans get the same effect from presidential press conferences.
Christmas cards that Democrats send are filled with reindeer and chimneys and long messages. Republicans select cards containing a spray of holly, or a single candle.
Democrats are continually saying, “This Christmas we’re going to be sensible.” Republicans consider this highly unlikely.
Republicans smoke cigars on weekdays.
Republicans have guest rooms. Democrats have spare rooms filled with old baby furniture.
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they’re entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats purchase all the tools–the power saws and mowers. Republicans probably wouldn’t know how to use a screwdriver.
Democrats make up plans and then do somethings else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Democrats suffer from chapped hands and headaches. Republicans have tennis elbow and gout.
Republicans sleep in twin beds–some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
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Alright that’s it, I hope you can get a laugh out of this….JB
Politics Need A Facelift. This is not merely thumbing the nose.
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