Benefit for the Rotary Club of E-ville

At the Cabana Bar Holiday Valley

The bar and pool is enough right there to attend, but there’s a lot more to do all night

Plus there’ll be JonnyBarber Gift certificates to bid on in various packages!

People often ask if there’s really any difference between the two major political parties. To answer the question, Rep Andrew Jacobs of Indiana rose in the House of Representatives and offered this delineation.

TO BE READ ALOUD BY A DEMOCRAT TO A REPUBLICAN, OR A REPUBLICAN TO A DEMOCRAT:

Democrats seldom make good polo players.
The people you see coming out of white wooden churches are Republicans.
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
Republicans are likely to have fewer but larger debts that cause them no concern.
Democrats owe a lot of small bills. They don’t worry either.
Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.
Republicans usually wear hats and almost always clean their paintbrushes.
Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate.
Republicans wear theirs.
Republicans post all the signs saying ‘No Tresspassing and These Deer Are Private Property’ and so on. Democrats bring picnic baskets and start their bonfires with signs.
Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on bugs.
Republicans have governesses for their children. Democrats have grandmothers.
Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures, politicians and enterainers. Republican children are named after parents or grandparents according to where the most money is.
Large cities such as New York are filled with Republicans-up until 5 p.m. At this point there is a phenomenon much like an automatic washer starting the spin cycle. People begin pouring out of every exit of the city. These are Republicans going home.
Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking, but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, though there isn’t any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don’t.
Republicans fish from the stern of a chartered boat. Democrats sit on the dock and let the fish come to them.
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them on the bottom of the bird cage.
Most of the stuff you see alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.
On Staurday, Republicans head for the hunting lodge or the yacht club. Democrats wash the car and get a Haircut.
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
Democrat watch TV crime and Western shows that make them clench their fists and become red in the face. Republicans get the same effect from presidential press conferences.
Christmas cards that Democrats send are filled with reindeer and chimneys and long messages. Republicans select cards containing a spray of holly, or a single candle.
Democrats are continually saying, “This Christmas we’re going to be sensible.” Republicans consider this highly unlikely.
Republicans smoke cigars on weekdays.
Republicans have guest rooms. Democrats have spare rooms filled with old baby furniture.
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they’re entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats purchase all the tools–the power saws and mowers. Republicans probably wouldn’t know how to use a screwdriver.
Democrats make up plans and then do somethings else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Democrats suffer from chapped hands and headaches. Republicans have tennis elbow and gout.
Republicans sleep in twin beds–some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
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Alright that’s it, I hope you can get a laugh out of this….JB

I haven’t been exactly a politcally minded person in my youth, but I have always voted. Lately, I really think we all need to be involved and informed a whole lot more of our days. This link should explain a possibly revolutionary way of how a politician in the House of Representatives is elected and used to acutally preform duties behested upon he/she. Watch the video, please join if you feel like being a part of this movement. Leave me a message on your opinion too!

http://goooh.com/Home.aspx

Someday soon there will be pictures of me actually in the air and surfing. Definitely one of my works in progress. Hatteras Trip

<—Havin’ a Purpose in Life: Think about what peopleare gonna think about you if you died right now.

—->The "Bad Economy": People love to blame the economy for their "bad luck", but this is actually the best time to get rich.

<—Self-improvement Books and Seminars: People should put money into themselves to create success and happiness, rather than material things that don’t bring any real happiness.

—-> Smoking: It’s funny to watch people actually pay money to other greedy people who kill thousands every year! The #1 reason for bankruptcy is doctor bills caused by an unhealthy lifestyle.

<— Being Open Minded: The minute you think you know it all is the minute you know nothing.

—-> Drugs: You gotta be so weak with peer pressure to even try something so addicting.

<— Being an Entrepreneur: If you’re working for somebody else, building somebody else’s dreams, then you’re not building your own, and you’ll never have the life you always dreamed of.

—-> Livin’ the Dream: Partyin’ your life and potential away, complaining about the world, but not doing much about it! Try having a real purpose!

<— Not Bein’ a Scared Little Bitch: Fear is the enemy of success. (Fear of rejection, fear of loss, etc.) If you’re always scared to take risks, then you’re going to be an utter failure, and you really should be scared of that!

—-> "Stable Jobs": Going to school solely so you can get a "stable job" HaHaha! There is no "stability" in a job. Over three million people got laid off this year; is that "stability?"

Well, that’s it for this month’s issue, it really caught my eye this time.

Sometimes it’s great to be reminded of this stuff you learn and perhaps forget.

The ultimate fax howk

Drive Thru Haircut!

He’s not feelin’ it…

See how happy Jerry is when I got done with him.

Dead Sexy!

The heat is on baby!

This one got away actually.

David the Crusader was in desparate need of his naggy and shaggy mop trimmed when I showed up. So we made short work of it there in the kitchen. Note that he received his sucker in advance in order the behave in the chair.  What a good lil’ patient.